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A dirty little Canadian boy who fucked his cat and his little sister
Wtf Matthias you went balls deep in your sister
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Matthias is one pussy ass boy he thinks he is cute but only few girls like him he can sometimes be annoying and thinks that he can fight
Word to me you acting like Matthias
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Crooked Kingdom Spoilers:
Not bulletproof
Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof
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There are two types of Matthias moment, just like there are two types of diabetes.
A 'Type 1' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really mean/rash towards someone.
A 'Type 2' Matthias moment is when you are accidentally really creepy/seedy towards someone.
Type 1 - "Oh I was such a prick to David. That was such a Matthias moment, Type 1"
Type 2 - "Oh I had such a Matthias moment, Type 2, with Matt; he said 'In you go baby!'"
When you masturbate to Kanye West using a mater beater while listening to Donda then you cream on a picture of Kanye West and give it to your friend as a gift.
I gave my friend a dirty Matthias last night
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When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.
Bryan: Hey, Matthias!
Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?
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A certain person we know by many....lykd by few, with a certain pair of breasts with a sagging tendeny that'd whiplash any grandma
Wow, that girl is really hott...*girl turns round*....fucking hell, she's got tits on her lyk a saggy matthias!
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