Darth Mauling it

dipping a pretzel, french fry, chip,(or other dipping utensil) in the dip on one side, and again on the other side emulating darth maul, who has a lightsaber with blades on either side. (For example the french fry would be the handle and the two sides with ketchup would be the lightsabery part) It achieves maximum satisfaction.

Good alternative to double dipping

Man: Bro!! are you double dipping!?
Man 2: No bro i'm just darth mauling it, look i dipped the other side
Man:ooooh okay just checking, darth maul on my friend.

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Love Mauling

(Verb) The act being ensnared in a pit of claws, teeth, and furry death whilst petting a kitty.

Person 1: Oh HOLY CRAP! What did that cat do to your hand??

Person 2: The cat wouldn't settle for petting, so I got love mauling instead.

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e-maul

A particularly nasty e-mail sent with the intention of berating, ridiculing, or otherwise demeaning the recipient - the white collar equivilent of being mauled

My boss is pissed about that missed deadline! He just sent an e-maul to my inbox.

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Ball Mauling

Freeloading

Dennis is such a ball mauler, he never has any money, but always wants to drink and smoke with us. For the last time, no BALL MAULING!

maul hoot

A bong tokes in which the bowl is packed with a mixture of tobacco and weet. Known to be much more dominating than straight green. See rocker and moiler.

"Maul hoots fo' life"

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Darth Maul

When having sexual intercourse with two women, you put a strap-on on backwards and move in a pendulum motion, penetrating both of the women's anal canals.

"Hey what did you do with Ashley and Georgia"

"Dude, I Darth Mauled them"

"Nice, bro"

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Ted Maul

Moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.

Institutionalised cruelty is one thing. But the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental is quite another. Ted Maul disturbs...

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