Merp

Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.

Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?

Luke: Good thanks you?

Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -

Claire: Merp

Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?

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Merp

The art of eating a steak off of ones head

I’d so merp on that hot chick over there

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merp

noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.

Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"

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Merp

when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!

Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call

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Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

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merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.

*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.

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Merp

A high pitched screaming noise

You: I just got a new dog!!!
Friend: she's adorable she makes me want to Merp!!!
You: Merp!!!!!!!

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