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a) When a vehicle hasn't been very far.
b) When something is very new.
"Wow, that hearse has a low mileage!"
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The amount of gay sex that someone could go through before needing another martini
“Man, Beefcakes over there has got great ass mileage!”
A person, typically in consulting, who will go out of their way and often inconvenience others to fly the same airline and gain the most miles while flying from Point A to Point B.
"Neil is such a mileage whore, we routed through Denver with a 3 hour layover to go from Chicago to New York just so he could get to Premier Executive status. But I have to admit...those cheese sticks and crackers in the Red Carpet Club made me want to be a whore."
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How much action a womans vagina has seen over the years.
Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"
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A brand spanking new vehicle, just rolledout of the showroom and ready to take to the roads.
Gleaming Bodywork, up to date technology and a stylish modern look.
My girlfriend is so tight, there's some real low mileage on that one.
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The amount of dip a dipper gets per tinski.
Frank gets good gas mileage because he takes little dips. Kevin has very bad gas mileage because he throws in the biggest womps in the bnc.
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coefficient representing the ratio of the number of times the word "banana" is spoken to distance traveled in a day, expressed in miles.
Proposed for physics and mathematics by Sean "Day9" Plott.
"There are many utterly useless coefficients in physics, like the "Banana Mileage Coefficient", which is useful for absolutely nothing, except wild rabbit trails.
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