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The act of defecating in a style that doesn’t require wiping. Usually done in the squat position and holding to one cheek.
Chris had run out of toilet paper, so his only option was to drop a military shit.
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child of a soldier. grew up in a community of service. academic studies show military brats lack any kind of racism. military brats grow up all over the world and move frequently. they are accustomed to sacrifice for the greater good.
jim morrison's military brat upbringing meant he didn't conform with a typical civilian lifestyle.
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Means you're going: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right ...
Another excellent golfing put down.
"Into the trees again boyo, I didn't realise we were playing military golf"
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Military SO means Military significant other.
A Military SO is the girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband of an individual in any branch of any Military.
There is no higher civilian level of badassery.
To be a military SO (besides having a significant other in the military) you must:
-be able to survive a long distance relationship.
-be able to go for long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
-forgive any forgotten special dates.
-forgive lack of contact.
-have decent handwriting (for letters).
-have Skype (or any other video-chat service)
-have a charged phone on your person at all times (for unexpected calls or texts from your SO).
-be strong.
-be a badass.
Don't mess with her, she's a military SO.
Your point?
Her boyfriend can crush you with no effort.
Oh...
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The Military Mafia is a gang which is comprised of hardened war veterans which engage in organized criminal activity. They specialize in murder for hire, extortion, high risk armed robberies, sophisticated burglaries as well as narcotics & firearms trafficking. They are currently operating in New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Miami, Atlanta, Savannah, St. Louis, Detroit, Chicago, and Houston.
Members that represent this gang are expected to maintain military like discipline, appearance, and keep up to date with training in hand to hand combat, weapons, explosives, intelligence/counter intelligence , communications, medical skills, Urban Warfare tactics, and Close Quarters Battle skills.
They do allow non-military personnel into there ranks as soldiers but they too are expected to be trained and work under a former military crew leader. They must have been involved with current members (criminally) prior to their enlistment into the gang.
Ranks include:
Associate-----Low Ranking Soldier
Solider--------Soldier
Cpl-Of-Guard-Leader of team of Associates
Sgt-At-Arms--Leader of team of Soldiers
Captain-------Leader of 2 Crews of Sgt/Cpl and teams
Boss-----------Engages in business operations
Yo I heard Carlos shipment got licked??!?? Word them Military Mafia mother fucka's did him dirty.
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the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.
i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.
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Language originating from and used by military personnel. They can be in the form of acronyms or actual words. They can come in the form of an insult, general conversation such as words to describe unit or job, and there are some educational ones.
This is a brief example, not by any means is it all inclusive.
Acronyms: Military Slang
FRED- Fucking Retard, Extra Dumb (insult to someone who typically fits the description)(You literally make this their nickname)
RABFO- Riding Around Base Fucking Off (conversational, acronyms are just easier sometimes)
SAR- Search and Rescue (occupational)
Phrases: Military Slang
Dick Beaters: Your hands (usage-general conversation or insult..."Get those dirty Dick Beaters off my shirt")
Cock Holster: Your mouth (usage-derogatory..."I didn't hear you, my dick was in your Cock Holster again")
Douchebagery: General stupidity (usage-derogatory, reference, conversational..."The Douchebagery that projects from that disgusting cock holster is unbelievable. Congratulations FRED, you found yourself making it through another day.")
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