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mind-bogdanning (mind-BOG · dan · ing). 1. Adj. To be in a state of complete incomprehension and bewilderment, usually in response to liberal hypocrisy or something BJ (left fielder for Infidels Softball) has said or done. 2. A state of awe when BJ informs you of his financial position. Only effective on weak-minded and horny females that can’t remember the last time they had any cock, so they’ll settle for anything.
“Ted Kennedy’s position to raise minimum wages to $10 an hour is completely mind-bogdanning.”
“It is mind-bogdanning that BJ missed the cutoff man again on the relay to third base.”
“It wasn’t the alcohol, she was mind-bogdanned when he said how much his 401k is worth.”
Verb. “BJ totally mind-bogdanned her as he casually mentioned his GS-15 status within the federal government.”
1. Ready to accept on firm evidence that one's most cherished beliefs may be hogwash, but bearing in mind that extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence.
2. Politically correct synonym for "gullible" used by New Age quacks who want to sell you a bill of goods.
I am open-minded about the existence of the Judeo-Christian God. If he appears in the immortal flesh in the heavens to me and a few billion other people and manifests his power openly in such a manner that it cannot possibly be a dream, illusion, hallucination or anything of the sort, I'll accept he is there. In the meantime, it is more befitting the heritage of the human intellect to ignore such figures as mythical.
Open-mindedness is a virtue, but when dealing with New Age salespeople it is important to remember that if you keep your mind too open, your brain may fall out.
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Being open minded is being willing to give many different practices and opinions consideration.
However, this does NOT equate to tolerance. Tolerance implies being okay with people doing whatever they want. Open mindedness is only giving it consideration.
Unfortunately, many left-leaning people seem to think they're the same, and, as an insult, accuse more conservative people of being close-minded, which makes little sense.
I told her I was personally against gay marriage, because it violates natural law. So she said that I am not open minded, and called me a dirty racist conservative.
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When you're in a situation you need to think really hard but your brain is blank.
Man, during that test I had honey on the mind! Totally flunked it!
An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
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An awesome song about a man who is innocent of a crime, but he pleads insanity so he is taken to an electric chair, making him go truly insane
The mind electric,
Here in my kingdom
I am your lord
I order you to cower and P ̨̡̨̡̨̨̨̧̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̜̹̙͙͇̟͔̰̗̤̤̥͕͕̞̣̖͉̮͉̰̤̳͍̬̯̲͎̭̞̖̠̻̝̰͔̞͕̘͓͉̲̜̤͉̱̠̰͔̯͇͖̬̯͖̟͕̺̫̝̪͙̼͖̘̘̖͍̲̜͚̲̮̙̲͛̃̓̊̎͒̄̓̄̉͛͗̃̓̅̒̇̈͒̅̇̎̒̑̈́̉̀͆̂̈́̃̈̍͆̽̔̒̅̉̈́̄̈́̓͆͊̊̌̄͋̃́̆̿̋̈̑̑́͑̔̑̈́́́͐̔́͆͐͌̑̎͒̐̌̍̓̃̈́̀̽͊͌̔̂̓̒͆̂̀̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̚̚̕̕̕̚̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅr̵̨̛̛̛̹̘̱̪̹̗̞̎̆̋̂̓̃̎̃̄͊̓̈́̓̽̿̈́̊̈́̀̌̐̔̍͗͆̇̄̏̿͆̐̈͗͂̋̒̓͛̒̌̔͐̆̆̌̆̊̄̍̀̌͊̈́̏͐͆̏͑͋̾͑͐̈́̎̍̑̿̇̈́͐̅̔͐̋͊̅̕̚͘̚͘̕͘͘̕͠͠͝͝æ̶̡̡̧̧̡̧̛̛̛̛̯̼͎̪̜͉̺̟͙̗̜̲͙̣̙̯̣̗̦̜̳̼̱̰̙̭̼̥͈̲̞͙͉͉̺̩̦͔̹͔̩̩͎̭͕͈̘͉̭͔̮̜͇͖̱̙͕̯̖͈͚͚͇̯̹̬̘̩͍͖̹̯͓̤̜̝̯̆̌̌̒̈́̆̓̋̉͂̂̏͑̈́̌͂̑̅̾̿̏̒͂̂̚̕̚̚͜͜͠͝ý̴̢̠̲͍͔͙̮̱̖̲̬̞̞̳̪̣̝͕͖̝͉̼͚͔̜̥͕̝̘͇͓̰͕̯͎̟̖̬͇̻̯͍͂̏̐́̆̐̐̔̾̒̊̏̕͜͜͝͝
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Used often in reference to rhythm games.
It's when you play a song over and over again to a point where parts of the song that you found easy, are now really difficult.
"Why is this pattern in song name so difficult now?"
"You probably have a mind block, play different songs"