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Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

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mongerer

A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.

Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.

by Dumnugget December 20, 2011

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Monger

One to stir the pot, cause an uproar, create a disturbance or disagreement between individuals.

If You never agree with your colleagues, you may be a Shit Monger!

by Captain shittemonger February 3, 2010

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Monger

A spaz or other choice of adjective for a person.
Used to joke with friends or 'innocently' tell another person that they kinda-sorta suck :)

Joke: "Jeebuz dude, don't be such a monger." ;)
Innocent term: "That chicky (or dicky) is such a monger!" :O
monger swiss cheese cocked up hobo lethargic

by MellowJellowithSarahSauce October 21, 2011

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Monger

A common word used to depict a person who is a hoarder or obsessive of an idea.
Mondern Language: Esp. used by Taige of California.

BMW DRiver: HAHA I have a BMW.
Honda Driver: Why are you such a performance monger

by BMWmonger May 18, 2004

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Monger

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

by Duthart May 23, 2007

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credit monger

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger

Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!

by Max86 November 3, 2014