Monkied

to throw up

I about monkied from the smell!!!

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Monkie Kid

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!

Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.

Monkied Up

(adj)

1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.

2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.

3.Totally fucked up.

4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.

"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".

"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

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brass monkie

A heroin user
(Cockney rhyming slang - junkie)

"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."

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Monky Moment

Similar in essence to a Bruh Moment, The Monky Moment comes into effect when one person, usually a Monky, does something commonly accepted as ludicrous or unusual.

Man 1: " ur mom succ me gud and hord thru my jorts"
Man 2: " thats a certified Monky Moment"

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

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