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The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...
Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!
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The act of ejaculating into another's anus. Much like a cream pie.
I didn't want to get my girl pregnant, so I gave her a moon pie instead.
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A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.
A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.
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A euphoria induced by the ingention of large amounts of sugar. From Moon Pie, a marshmallow-centered cookie made in Chattanooga.
Thomasina had a thoroughly bad day and could not wait to get home, kick off her shoes, and swallow several teaspoons of condensed milk. Moon pie high, here it comes!
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When a redhead proceeds to bust a fat one inside of his pasty white, eggshell-colored girlfriend.
Can't believe Tyler gave me a scottish moon pie last night. I'm diabetic!
When two boys from Kentucky put their assholes together and fart!!
The two boys been making Kentucky moon pies
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A round face therefore, it is shaped like a moon pie. Most of the time the face is either fleshy, chubby, or plump.
She has a moon pie face.
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