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the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)
That dodgy curry made me need to take an explosive Scott Morrison.
a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis
David Morrison is a lad
Is a sexual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty anal passage of a female through means of urination before engaging in anal fellatio aka salad tossing.
"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.
"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.
"Johnny wanted nothing more than to toss Sandy's salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her anus was quite gruesome and deadly. He quickly pulled out his penis and gave her a Golden Morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. He tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat."
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Jim Morrison is GOD. He is the all time best rock-poet in the universe. He rapes all rap artists who think they can sing. His singing touches everyone who listens to him. The Doors were the all time coolest sixties band, led by Jim.
Jim Morrison sings great and puts on a good show. Nelly eats dick.
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One of the most talented song-writers and singers of his century. Front man of the amazing band the doors. He was the third member of the 27 club and predicted that he would be, stating after Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix's death "you're looking at the third". He was found dead in his bathroom in Paris by his soulmate Pam, although the exact reason for his death is still unknown, it is believed to have to do with heroin but it is not certain. There was also speculation of him trying to flee to africa from his rockstar lifestyle. Although many people think he did, he DID NOT write the door's hit song "light my fire" but wrote the mojority of the bands lyrics. His career basically ended at a show in miami when he exposed himself on stage and was filled with lawsuits. He was known to be unpredictable, especially when performing and was known to change music lyrics on a whim. He was very controversial and in his song "the end" added "Father, I want to kill you.. Mother, I want to fuck you" ... oedipus-like lyrics. A brilliant man nonetheless. He didn't decide to make a band until he was in college and didn't enjoy filmmaking as much as he had hoped to. While in college, he had a room with books from floor to ceiling on every wall and would challenge his friends to pick any book while he had his eyes cloesd, and read just a line or two.. he would instantly tell them the name of the book and the author. He approached his friend Ray (who became a member of the doors) and sang him "moonlight drive". He had many inspirations for his song lyrics, when he was five years old he was driving in the car with his family and saw a family of native americans who had just gotten into a car accident and were all basically dying on the side of the road. in his song "Peace Frogs" there is a line that states "Indians scattered on dawns highway bleeding". Overall Jim Morrison was a brilliant, talented man and any poet should wish to write half as well as he did.
"There are things known, and there are things unknown, and inbetween is
The Doors."
- Jim Morrison
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One Of The Best Looking Man, One of the best Poets
Jim Morrison The Lizard King
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