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A person who has never been in a relationship for their whole entire life
My friend is a thirsty ass mofo motel solo.
The chain of choice for prostitutes and drug dealers.
I will never stay at Motel 6 again: the halls reek of marijuana smoke.
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A fucking ugly person who lives in a motel and fucks people day and night
Man this motel trash is so fucking ugly, I just wanna drink some bleach
Anything that, upon entering it, Cannot be easily left. Can be literal or metaphorical
Scientology is a roach motel. Once you’re in, they’ll never let you out
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to be of dubious sexual orientation. someone who plays for both sides.
"Richard just kissed that bird and now he's bumming Darren."
"Yeah, he's a bit hotel motel."
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The classical place for someone to get laid. An urban legend, san.
Girl: Let's sex.
Boy: But where?
Girl: Obviously Motel 6!
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Motel matches used to be matchbooks with the motel's name on the cover. If you met a girl or a guy in a bar or wherever and saw them use motel matches to light their cigarettes or someone else's, then it would be possible to assume that this person was a frequent "visitor" to that particular motel...or some kind of sex worker.
Elvis Costello had a song on his "Get Happy!!" album in the 1980's with that same title "Motel Matches".
There's a chorus in the song that goes:
"Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches
I struck lucky with motel matches
Falling for you without a second look
Falling out of your open pocketbook
Giving you away like motel matches"
Implying that he's falling in love with a Hooker
Yeah I thought she was the one. But nope... She was all just motel matches.
I passed on hittin' that.
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