mudflaps

The buttocks, bum cheeks, ass. The flesh surrounding the turd cutter. When you pinch a loaf the combination of two bum cheeks act as both guidance system and splashguard.

"Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps - my girl's got 'em!" - lyrics from "Big Bottom", Spinal Tap.

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Mudflaps

A male term for when you wipe your ass back to front and get shit on your balls

Hey bro, how do you wipe your ass?
I wipe back to front
Haha, mudflaps!!

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mudflap

A sex move in which a persons tongue is placed on a persons ass hole, completely covering it in a flat fashion. the person who's ass hole is being covered then proceeds to pass gas, and making the persons tongue, flap in the mud.

Dude, your wife was so drunk last night at the bar!! She was giving mudflaps to EVERYONE!

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Mudflap

Noun - Slang term for negroe

Hey, that mudflap's got my trash can!!

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Mudflaps

During anal sex between two homosexual males, the testicles of the partner engaging as "bottom" will serve as protective boundaries in regards to the excessive fecal splashings that occur during such interludes.

"My fudge was being packed so hard that my mudflaps were like chocolate covered strawberries."

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mudflaps

a style of pants used to protect the back of your thigh/upper calf from burning when sitting on a fake leather bench seat in an '82 ford pickup. also used for float trips to protect from a hot canoe seat.

"ey jerry! whure's muh mudflaps!?"

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mudflap

Verb. flicking the sphinkter anus of the girl you are having sex with.
While screwing doggy-style, flick the girls unsuspecting "brown eye" to send a shock-wave through her body. This causes her vagina to tighten and increases pleasure for the guy. The girl will experience some discomfort.
Warning: performing the mudflap will result in future trust issues!!

Travis: my chick was such a bitch today!
Kev: so are you gonna dump her?
Travis: No way, Im gonna give her such a mudflap tonight!!

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