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Mummy is your mothers mother it’s The gypsy word for grandma
Mummy I love you
Mummy: lol
When a guy shoots a magnificent load all over a girls body and waits till she falls asleep to blot the area with tissues. When the girl awakes she will be wrapped in tissues resembling a mummy.
"After 2 weeks of not shooting my load I decided to go out and stalk and fuck. I found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy."
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After receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates in the eye of the person giving fellatio, then that person has to walk like a mummy to find their bus fare.
After I gave that bitch a mummy, she was stumblin' all the way to the door!
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A passive aggressive twit who complains rather than engaging their problem with an active solution.
OOC Mummy: 'Wow two freeps just killed a solo spider, they should delete'
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an encased small piece of poop wrapped with toilet paper lint.
"Dude I was having sex with this chick and her ass was full of mummies."
"He was picking mummies out of his butt."
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Mummy is a beautiful women, she makes the best pancakes - and full english’s - this implies that mummy is the best
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