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Were you a fan of FML or MLIA or even MLIB well we got something for you. MCP is a group where people come together to talk about how their Kitty Kat parties. If your cat is obese, a known alcoholic, plays COD way to much or just plain parties this is definitely something you need to follow.
Just found out my cat is a pimp and traffics drugs from his litterbox... My Cat Parties (MCP)
They say cats sleep and eat 18 hours of the day. Well the other 6 they party hard. MCP
Just found out where my 12 pack of Natty Light has gone, thanks Kitty. MCP
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"come meet my cat"
"would you like me to stroke it?"
"yes, have a look at my pussy..."
"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"
"I don't have cat!"
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To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.
"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."
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A common phrase used by online gamers to refer to the need to finish masturbating.
Fred : So why weren't you at school today?
Jack : My cat was on fire.
Fred : Are you ready to go?
Jack : No, brb, my cat is on fire.
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My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed
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