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fuzzy navel

An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.

Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"

by psiscott April 11, 2006

45πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Navel Butt

Instead of a butthole you have a belly button in its place

Wow that’s one navely butt. I wish I could have one of those pretty navel butts

by charcharbinxleboo March 24, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


attack navel

n.

A term describing someone who is cool overall, but occasionally can be incredibly frustrating. Usually the frustration is caused by the person beating someone else at a game (Scrabble, for example) or something else competitive. Originated on the GameFAQs.com message boards years ago, and while it has maintained a presence since then, it has gone largely unnoticed.

Damn! In the last four out of six games of Scrabble, that attack navel used all seven of her letters within the first two turns!

by M.M. April 29, 2005

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Navel-Gazing

A slang term describing the act of taking a long period to think about one's thoughts & feelings, or focus on one specific topic.

Essentially, thinking really deeply and seriously about something, including yourself or others.

Shaun was so busy navel-gazing about the meaning of life that he didn't notice that the bus passed his stop.

by BlueCaptain July 11, 2013

57πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Navel Rape

A pleasurable experience that is akin to fluffing.

As he was Navel Raped, Bob felt all his naughty bits tingle with pleasure.

by Kao February 20, 2004

45πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Nantucket navel

A very LONG outy belly button.

The Nantucket navel is caused by the Doctor, probably old and can't see too well, who cuts the umbilical cord too close to the mother, and too far from the baby's belly.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


fuzzy navel

1)A tropical fruit drink with lots o' alcohol that tastes like peaches
2)Joseph Terwilliger's belly-button.

We're going to need a crane--Joe's got a tuba stuck in his fuzzy navel.

by Hung Lo May 2, 2003

31πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž