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Nebraska; Flat, Corn, Cows, Fried Mayonnaise Balls, Probably the most uneventful, boring state in the union.
Nebraska - "Ever wonder why there are storm chasers? An hour in Omaha I'm looking for a tornado to take me anyplace, uhh get me the hell outta here" - Daniel Tosh
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Nebraska.
The birth place of Hyrantus, the savior of the Society of Jews.
Nebraska is a holy land for all who desire to achieve spiritual comfort whilst at the same time be able to drink a 1987 Absolut Vodka in one of the holy bars. Hyrantus walked the holy land; and transformed it into an oasis. Ok? Good. Praise Hyrantus; the Savior and Creator of Nebraska and the Society of Jews.
Hi! Welcome to Nebraska!
Ahahaha!
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refers to an alcoholic drink, normally a pint of beer.
"You up for a few nebraska's?"
"I fancy a nebraska!"
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The perfect state for white people.
The state is almost racially segregated, just like the "sport" NASCAR. So the Southerners and the KKK members will soon be moving there out of the South, probably. Nebraska and Wyoming are the only states in the USA where white people and Native Americans make up almost 95% of the majority population, and Black people and Asians are a minority. The people there almost exclusively vote Republican, too. It's a Heartland state that acts like a Confederate Southern state.
Bubba: There ain't no niggers in Nebraska.
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A place that has no McDonalds open or serving food or they are only acceping cash and have muffins but no steak.
Guy 1: Are you fucking serious McDonalds isnt open.
Guy 2: We must be in fucking Nebraska.
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The Mississippi of the Midwest.
Nebraska is very backwards, very republican, and has lots of stuck up and sheltered people, especially the girls.
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A place you have to go through if you drive from the east coast to the west coast on Interstate 80. It's best to drive through it at night since the scenery is mind numbingly boring.
Don't go to Nebraska. The boredom is a killer.
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