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when you park your car so far away that you forget where you parked when your done with your business.
guy: dude, i forgot where i parked.
guy 2: i remember, wasnt it all the way out in never never land?
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When someone says something really obvious and you say never sarcasticly.
no way i don't believe it
a: I woke up this morning
b: Never
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How often a man has sex with after they are married.
Charlie: Hey Ron, heard you got married. Looks like you'll never get laid again.
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"I never had sexual relations with that *point finger* woman." poor bill. stupid shit.
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1. The act of not doing in any time or place.
2. Not at all.
3. Not doing in the past, present, or future.
Never is an antonym of always.
Martha: Truth or dare?
Shelly: I pick truth.
Martha: Is it true that you like Jenson?
Shelly: No! Never in my life! Not now, not soon, never!
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Never Shout Never is the a band with Christofer Drew Ingle as vocals, guitar & lyricist, Taylor McFee as vocals and bass, and Nathan Ellison as drums. Christofer Drew is the face of the band and the by far most known. Chris is 18, vegan, and loves his fans. He writes amazing music and also enjoys running and cooking with his girlfriend (yes, he's taken). But he is a naughty boy and can at times be caught smoking.
Never Shout Never is a blooming band with full potential and talent.
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you
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