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New England Patriots

The only NFL team to go undefeated and get caught cheating in a regular season.

"Yea, I'm from Bastan, Mass and I love the New England Patriots. Theyre' wicked good and Brady's going to do it all!"

"STFU! Don't you know that the Patriots, like all the other New England sports teams, are a bunch of cheating bastards?"

"Oh yea? You're jealous because we have Taaaaaam Brady. Best QB eva'! Oh, and go red saaaaaaxx."

by ERAU Nigga January 14, 2008

74๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


New England Patriots

A large group of players, coaches, personnel, sports analysts and fans who all take turns licking robert kraft's and tom brady's pretty pink pussies. Most of their fans are known to be bandwagon faggots who conveniently became diehard fans in 2001 for some reason. Known to be the luckiest group of cocksuckers in the history of football as they should have lost to Oakland in 2001 in the playoffs, but Tom Brady let the refs gangbang the shit out of him before the game. Also known to have one of the biggest choke jobs in the history of sports. Their fans are very commonly known to sit on huge black cocks for pleasure.

Tyrone: You see the New England Patriots play today boi? Mmmmm i'd like to get me a piece of that Tom Brady!

Bill Bellicheck: Not so hard Mr. Kraft! Please be gentle!

by PatriotsSitOnDix February 14, 2009

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New England Patriots

To become very popular as a result of (retarded) post-9/11 sentiments due to your title, be caught breaking the rules by illegally taping private information, and then become resented far later than it should take by gullible Americans. Also called a "George W. Bush."

The New England Patriots are cheating cunts.

During his term in office, George W. Bush pulled a New England Patriots.

by JohnJF February 17, 2008

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new england patriot

term used to describe a girl that has a nice body but and ugly face (nice uniform but bad helmet) aka as butterface

Jamie Lee Curtis is a new england patriot

by bruedabaker June 17, 2009

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New England Patriots

The worst team in the world ever to play football.

The New England Patriots suck !!!!

by johny micfreedmanshon November 13, 2006

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New England Patriots

Communists. It's interesting to note that the Patriots had all of this new-found success immediately after the September 11th attacks. The only reason that the New England Patriots won all of their Super Bowls as of late is because their team name is the patriots.

I wonder if the New England Patriots would have won any playoff games or Super Bowls if they changed their name to the New England Taliban.

by My name January 29, 2006

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New England Patriots

the best football team in the world who wins the superbowl every year. they also piss of pussies from philadelphia who are just jealous because philly has not won a championship in a wicked long time.

The patriots are still the best team.

by beantown April 27, 2005

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