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A box in which helps one process Jewish peoples into carefully apportioned chambers. These chambers are connected to gas canisters containing hydrogenated fatty acids which clog up aforementioned chambers, making then not work as intended. Instead giving rise to a unique form of yeast, which when applied to the sphincter of the buttocks, cures cancer, and gives the patient AIDS.
Guy: Hey man, you goin to that party on friday at Gamma Alpha? Its gonna be fuckin sick!
Guy 2: Psh, screw that man, I got my own sweet ass partay goin down!
Nix
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A modern way of expressing the Zen concept that something is simultaneously all and nothing.
This is so zen, man, it's *nix
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An American spelling of the German expression "macht nichts" which means roughly, "it makes no difference."
Mary: "Do you want ice cream or pie for dessert?"
Joe: "Mox nix. Just surprise me."
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NIX Stamp: 1.n. Similar to a mushroom stamp the NIX stamp comes is placed when the Eve-Online corperation Phoenix Industries wants to let the world know that they dicked you out of an object or place of value.
1. NIX
2. "We're about to slap off a NIX Stamp"
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doesn't matter; no big deal; no biggie; no worries. A 19th century American southern corruption of the German phrase, "Machts nichst," meaning (lit.) "It makes nothing," or more idiomatically, "It doesn't matter."
"Hey Keri, I'm sorry I spelled your name wrong."
"You couldn't have known...nox-nix!"
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the mandolorian girl from hot topic
cat: boi i saw tatum nix at forever 21 instead of hot topic
A NIX P is someone who is unable to stick to a diet for longer than 4 hours, but claims to have a shredded god-like physique. A NIX P is typically in the friend zone with the ladies but claims to be a pussy magnet. A NIX P is that guy who is always dead broke but claims to have 25k in the bank. A NIX P is someone that loves to roast but gets emotional when he gets roasted. A NIX P is generally someone who continuously dribbles complete and utter bullshit to make himself look like someone he isn't.
Nathaniel started his diet today and already broke it, he's doing a NIX P.
My mate got called buddy by the chick he likes, he got NIX P'd.
I did a NIX P the other day and told this chick my bank is loaded.. I have to ask my parents for money.
That guy over there is such a NIX P, he's decked out in Gucci gear but can't afford a frozen coke from HJ's.
That guy has been going to the gym for 6 years but hasn't changed, is he doing a NIX P?
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