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When your upstairs neighbor is moving furniture in such a way that you confuse it for thunder.
Sometimes, furniture thunder is so loud, that it is in fact mistaken for real thunder.
"Gary, did you hear that? Is that thunder I hear?"
"No Beth, that's Eric upstairs again. Just some late night furniture thunder."
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When your chest drops into your drawers.
That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.
The term gun furniture is used more often for AR-type weapons but also to a lesser extent other rifles and handguns this term refers parts which affect the way the firearm is held and supported. The pistol grip, stock, and handguard are all considered part of the furniture. This does not include accessories like scopes, lights etc.
I made some upgrades to my AR-15 with some new gun furniture; I'm a fan of the wood so I got some nice custom matching rosewood furniture.
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Chairs and tables made from cases of Natural Ice (or any beer), or coolers full of alcoholic beverages, typically used for seating at cookouts.
We were using those thirty bombs as natio furniture until Chad showed up and drank it all.
What a dumb bitch calls adjusting your nuts.
"Omg! Did you see luke rearrange the furniture?"
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When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.
Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?
No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.
Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump
"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump
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