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A creamy delectabe spread usually consumed after one drowns an innocent fish.
":( ..... i just DRONEDED my fish!"
"um... have some peanut butter"
"o .... yay!"
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slang for "piss boner"
since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense
this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code
Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"
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as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice
A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"
B: "I dunno? what?"
A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"
B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"
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(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.
Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.
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Anal sex; butt sex; the butt secks
i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend
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Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
Whats 2x2 Joe? Peanut Butter?
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a word used when you have nothing else to say
your mom
also a very yummy food!
person 1 "i'm bored"
person 2 "peanut butter"
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