perve

1. Used to describe someone acting particularly foolish. In many cases this person will be hyperactive or talking in a way that is inappropriate to the circumstances.

2. If someone has taken 'it' much too far, perve may be extended to "in full perversion" in order to emphasize that persons pervitude.

3. Perved, can be used in place of drunk or swirved.

4. pervin' it (alt.) is any combination of the above.

1. Dude, why you got to be such a perve.

2. Wesly was in full perversion last night, as always.

3. Logan got stright perved last night.

4. That kid is always pervin' it so hard.

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Perv

a man that likes children but has been labeled by the mass media as a perverted creep.

Trent played with his niece on the playground until a group of women gave him dirty looks like he was a perv and he had to leave.

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perv

A compliment paid by a girl to someone she fancies.

Foxy lady:
Are you looking at my arse again?

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You perv.

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You know that I'm willing to pay you to shag me, don't you?

Normal guy:
Yeah

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Perv

(v) What a lurk, such as Ivan, does to everything they come in contact with using their hands, speech, eyes, and solely their presence, forever altering the original virgin context of the world to one of perverted obscenities.

Ivan pervs on everything around him including mannequins, scarves, and physics textbooks.

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perving

when you are at the beach sitting by the lifeguard tower watching and dreaming about all the hot lifeguards that walk by you.

what are you ladies doing just perving around fantasizing about these guys, you know you want me

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perv

A male of any age, sometimes wearing a rain coat, who ogles, touches, and/or makes inappropriate comments to, or about, women and/or girls.

Perv : Slaps female's ass. Female : Ewww, get away from me before I call the cops, perv!!!

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Perving

To look at or to look up someones profile on a chat room or site where members can sign up and upload pictures of themselves

Sorry, i was just perving you Missy, but your hot!

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