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The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.
(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
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A legendary mobile phone made by Nokia which is indestructible.
I threw my Nokia 3310 at the dog that chased me.
The best camera phone with xenon flash, gps, wi-fi, 5mp and 16 milion colours.
My Nokia n82 takes the coolest pictures!
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An indestructible weapon too brutal for war. It has been banned in all countries worldwide. Throwing it, dropping it, it is illegal.
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
Kid: haha throw nokia 3310 go brrrrrr
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
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A very well built, highly specced, clamshell business phone by Nokia.
It runs on the symbian series 60 OS, and has a wid range of features including a VGA resolution camera, video recording, PTT, POP3/IMAP support, large colour screen, and a very novel twisting / rotating clam.
''I'm thinking of getting a C500''
''Dude, get a 6260''
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Slider Phone designed and marketed by Nokia. Total piece of shit, dont ever buy one. Its slow, damages easily, has poor battery life and crashes often. Don't fucking buy one, uts a waste of both your time AND money.
"Fuck, this piece of shit just refuses to work for me"
"Let me see- Oh, its a nokia E65"
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A brick that can both break the ground, and answer phone calls.
Your Nokia 3310 broke my floor!
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