obese

1) Fat enough to disgust shallow people.
2) Fat enough to make doctors presume that you eat mass quantities of junk food and never exercise--and therefore, prescribe weight loss as a cure for literally anything that ails you.
3) Having a body mass index over 30, regardless of actual body composition.

"Did you know that according to modern medicine, Joe is considered obese?"
"*Snicker.* Tell me exactly how Joe--Mr. Amateur Powerlifter, who's got a *tiny* beer gut--counts as 'obese.'"
"He's 6'4" and weighs 250#. That's all that counts to them."

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obese

Is a condition which reslults in someone loving their food too much.

That person is obese because they love their food

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Obesed

When you eat entirely too much that you make yourself painfully sick.

I obesed myself today at the buffet"

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Obese

The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.

"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."

"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."

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obese

Being morbidly overweight and fat; lack of physical activity

25 percent of obese children do not get exercise.

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Obese

Extremely fat and ugly. So fat that if you were to offer a woman 30 g she would turn you down.

So fat that almost every man would be preferable to your obese bloated ass.

So fat you are easily made fun of and used or pitied by women while they're making love to their boyfriend and your fat ass is showing up at their door. They are laughing up in the room that an obese man is at the door.

So fat you will most likely be a lifelong virgin.

Vitale is an obese motherfucker who is used to get laughed at.

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obesitis

Obese. Chronically fat. Over weight. Inflammation of the fat cells. Persistent obesity.

I’m not fat, I have Obesitis