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- what day is it?
- ...october...
(go watch billy madison)
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The Friday and Saturday of the year. October is the best month. It's the month of spooky ghosts and scary demons.
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Helen: It's almost October!
Nicole: Woohoo!
*throws on cult robes*
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October is a fun month in many ways
For example October is national slap a man/woman ass any day and national booty day
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Slap ass month its a form of sexual harrasment just because its the 10th month of the year does not mean u get to slap my ass because if u do slap my ass or I see u slapping someone else's I'm gonna boot you it's not right
It's October so its slap as month! Idc don't touch me
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Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october
Man 1: October is the greatest month ever
Man 2: You pervert!
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A large, fierce, and ego-maniacal feline that loves Meow Mix, fuzzy blankets, and slapping humans in the face. Loved for her winning personality, her total and merciless destruction of office furniture, and the only word in her vocabulary: NAO?
Also known as the best cat this planet has or will ever know.
Dude: God, you act just like October.
Other Dude: THAT'S EMPRESS OCTOBER I TO YOU, YOU USELESS SACK OF BLOOD!
Human 1: I sure do like October.
Human 2: October sure does like food.
October: NAO?
Human 1: No, not right now, October.
October: *DESTROYS A HOUSE*
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