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The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.
No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.
(1) Refers to how a "perpetually horny" guy thinks whenever a fellow bachelor verbally acquaints him with an attractive lady; the sex-hungry stud interprets this casual INTRODUCTION as an OFFER to him to take the gal to bed.
(2) How a girl's spread-eagled legs are interpreted by her significant other or by anyone else of "opportunistic mindset" who happens to be within sight of her --- the unaware gal may have simply been stretching sleepily, getting comfortable while squatting/sitting flat, or otherwise merely performing a casual and "innocent" action, with no intention of trying to "solicit" herself, but any horny guy in the vicinity will automatically view the girl's crotch-baring action as an OFFER for him to INTRODUCE that portion of HIS "equipment" that resides between his OWN legs.
Clueless dude: I never know which “signal” my girlfriend is sending when I happen to see her lying back with her legs spread --- I can't tell if she's making me an introductory offer, or if she is merely “airing herself out” during hot weather or after a shower.
That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.
John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.
An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.
I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am
Offer that is given without the means to fulfill it or to get someone's hopes up
I will send you a naked picture of me covered with digestives - that is obviously a rhetorical offer
A mentally challenged murderer
“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”
The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?
Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands
"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?
No, than you I'm good.
Logical reason, please.
I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.
Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
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