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When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.
I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.
"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"
When one makes a ring of BHO oil around a spliff filled with herbs. When lit causes a spill of BHO oil making the joint burn slower, smoother and become more potent.
Did you see @rollgameonpoint new oil spill J on IG? that spliff was oozing!
while being double penatrated DP dp, the woman poops herself. in reference to the 2010 BP oil spill
jeff and i were DP-ing this chick and all of sudden we had a DP oil spill on our hands
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When a person consumed a sickening amount of black coffee and chocolate cake then proceeds to gag on a dick until they throw up
Emj gave koh an Ohio oil spill last night
A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill