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When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!
Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.
Fred: That's sick man!
Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!
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You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.
When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet
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A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.
Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.
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A crude name for a baby. See also hump dumpling
Mary and Bob have there first sperm and egg omlete on the way, she's due in June.
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When Someone Pisses And Cums All Over Someone's Face
Bro Did You See That Omlet Face Mask That Jack Gave Katie
Yeah I Did
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When you make a very delicious breakfast with eggs, cheese, and lil smokies.
Phil is such a great cook, he always makes those Lil' Smokie Omlets. Yumm.<3
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Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.
I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.