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Dave

1. Everyone knows a Dave. Daves are, as a rule, people to ask about something, whether it be plumbing, horseracing, astronomy or computers. Daves, like Steves, are "solid blokes".

2. {Br.} A name given to children by parents who wish their issue to become plumbers.


(1) "Dave will know..."

(2) "Dave, can you come round? My pipes need seeing to"

by Dave Hooke June 20, 2006

1543๐Ÿ‘ 750๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

My dad used to always say โ€œYouโ€™re never too far from a Daveโ€

Then he would go on to list the many Daveโ€™s he knew.

We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.

If you know a Dave then you know...

โ€ขYour life is complete

โ€ขYour in risk of getting murdered

โ€ขYou probably know 10 more Daveโ€™s

โ€œCan you give this to Dave?โ€
โ€œWhich one-?โ€

by Garyisntthegoldfish February 14, 2021


daveing

The act leaving the smoke rotation during any part once first lighting has occurred. Usually to go and listen to Dave Mathews band or other similar suburb bands.

Corry- "Yo Jimmy where the hell is Dave going i just sparked up this blunt"

Vic-"yo dude don't dip in the middle of a blunt"

Dave-"sorry guys im gonna Daveing on you, got a new Dave

Mathews band CD".
everyone-"Bitch-nigga"

by vmedhe2 June 30, 2010

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The Dave's

When you have to take a massive, wet shit.

I went to lunch, had some BBQ and had to stop at the gas station to take a massive Dave!

I really hate when I get the Dave's!

by TunerLou June 10, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


(to) dave

when a guy furiously texts, hangs out and calls a girl with every intention from both parties to do naughty things to each other but nothing actually happening. Dave conversations can include phrases like "we should go out", "do you want to make out after fifth period today", and "of course I have feelings for you... lust yeah thats one of them". Daving will usually last several months and is not a weekend thing. Some Davers have recorded one hundred thousand text messages to a girl with still no action taking place. Daving can develop into a sport among fellow Daves.

Dude i met this girl at a party last night. I'm so going (to) dave that.

by esrouc fo (read backwords) October 4, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

A cool ass nigga

Dave is one cool ass nigga

by Not a pp tucher September 5, 2019

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dave

Dave is a one-of-a-kind. Tall, with a charming smile and amazing eyes, he's almost to good to be true.

He's sweet, attractive, caring, and incredibly hilarious. He does the most legitimate accents, to the point where they are completely believable! He's smart, charismatic, and basically a perfect person.

I love Dave. I'm so glad he's mine

by kelseychantell July 30, 2011

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