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A trip or a journey of no return
My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready?
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A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.
“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”
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One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"
"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"
"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
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When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest
Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships
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When only one party is putting in effort during a cuddle; it would appear as if only one significant other is cuddling.
Dude last night wasn’t very fun because Renee was one way cuddling me.
An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.
Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.
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One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.
Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.
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