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vietnam vet under three feet tall.
that dang one armed midget was shot out of a cannon with a spear and killed half of my squad with one blow. (that's what she said...) they were all stuck on the metal pole. (that's what she said...) they all died an extremely painful and comical death. (that's what she said?) DODGEBALL!
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just another way of frazing masterbation
i am going to my room to do some rapid one are pull ups
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A driver who uses only one hand at any given position on the steering wheel. May often use palm and friction to turn the wheel without grabbing it. Rarely adds a second hand except for extreme circumstances.
The guy that hit me was driving like a twelve-hour one armed bandit.
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a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload
- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday
- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad
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To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
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Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
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He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
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