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your girlfriend screemed ouch!!! as i ripped open her vagina with my large penis
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Ouch: Used to express sudden pain or dis-pleasure.
When your husband comes home from work and says in a manic, pissed off voice, shrill voice in front of your children, "We don't have any fucking money and you 10 years ago sold your 401k to pay off our credit cards and we had to file bankrupcty and we still have no fucking money!" And all you can say is , "Ouch" and walk away.
When your husband wakes up in the morning and says he overslept 10 minutes and he feels tired and it is your fault because you had sex with him the night before and it is his fault. And you say "Ouch" and walk away bow legged.
When your Sister keeps calling you and you have been sober for three days and you have not slept for three days and you forgot your estrogen patch and have had night sweats and she keeps telling you on the phone you sound drunk, and you say, "Ouch" and hang up and tear off your estrogen patch and say FUCK YOU!
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An expression used whenever one is hit very hard by darkness, or something similar.
Creepy middle aged man: Use the darkness.
Young teenage boy: No.
Creepy Old man hits boy with Mega darkness ball of darkness.
Young teenage boy: Ouchie Ouch.
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Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.
John thought about getting up to serve us some snacks, but the thought of the ouch potato feeling kept him in front of the television.
A phrase that Daniel Seavey said during the “compliment battle” where Seavey and his band mates read the cringest comments and tried not to laugh. While Zach Herron was reading a comment that read “I hate you” Seavey said “ouch that hurt” in a high pitched voice
Zach: *reading the comment* you take my breath away I hate you
Daniel: ouch that hurt
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The annoying buzz buzz that thinks it's ok to rub it's bare butt in your peanut butter and impale your children with it's acidic butt horn.
"Oh no, that ouch raisin touched my food, lets endanger their species"
Ouch Gum is the slang used for bubble gum that is actually called, 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages.' the ouch gum usually came in a 24Ct Box that costed $0.94 ea. for 1 tin box.
There's 21 pieces of Ouch! Bubble Gum inside, separated into 3 packs which contained 7 pieces of of Ouch Gum pieces for 1 pack. The 3 packs contained 3 of each flavor. the 3 flavors were Grape, Watermelon, and Strawberry.
The 'Ouch! Bubble Gum Bandages' was made to look like a band aid to wrap around your tongue. The ouch gum comes from Hubba Bubba which is taken over by the Wrigleys company which is a company that makes a variety of flavors in bubble gum.
Sally: "Has anyone seen my Ouch Gum?"
Ronnie: "Oh! are you talking about that type of bubblegum that looks like a band aid and comes in that tin box?"
Sally: "Yeah! Have you seen it?"
Ronnie: "Nope!"
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