Oystering

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)

“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”

oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

Oyster

When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth

My girlfriend was to scared to swallow so I oystered it to show her it won't bad

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Oyster

A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.

Oy vey! Can you believe the chutzpah that shmuck has?

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Oyster

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

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Oyster

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

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Oyster

Big thing that looks like a big booger

I have a oyster in my nose.

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