oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

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Oyster

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

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Oyster

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

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Oyster

Big thing that looks like a big booger

I have a oyster in my nose.

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oyster

Rhyming slang for retard

Oyster = Oyster Card = Retard

Antony, you're a total fucking oyster.

I can't believe how much of an oyster that Antony is.

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oyster

To stick your tongue in someone's nose during sex. (Like French kissing, but further north.)

When he started oystering me, I got so hot I shot my load.

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palm oyster

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"