P-P-Platypus

A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs

. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.

Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.

Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?

Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?

You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.

You've been P-P-Platypussed.

P-P-Platypus is a new meme.

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I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.

Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.

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P P Head

An individual that snorts bleach everyday and jams out to anime hentai openings and janks his crank. He also gets pussy from one of those weeb pillows and also HE HAS to be green.

yo P P Head, get over here!

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P. P. Bird

An ornithological creature that symbolizes juvenile and sophomoric humor. This bird is usually green and is always sporting a tremendous boner, hence the "P.P." This bird was created by several high school students during a boring art class.

The iconic P. P. Bird!

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o. p. p.

Other people's pussy, penis, property; their private parts.

Originates from the popular 1991 rap song

O. P. P. by Naughty by Nature.

The song has a very catchy and poppy chorus line wherein leader Tretch asks "you down wit o. p. p?" and female backing vocalists respond "yea you know me". Played heavily on radio, the song was hugely popular, one of the very first rap songs to reach mainstrem status. It charted at #6 in the U. S. In Autumn '91 , we were all down wit O. P. P..

You down wit' O. P. P., yea you know me.

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Playing touch P-P

1. People being unaware of their surroundings, and having no sense of urgency whatever. In effect, not respecting others by moving the hell out of the way so that people who DO have something important to do can proceed with their lives.

2. When committing a crime, those people around you who have their backs turned, or are preoccupied with something else, allowing you to get on with the business at hand.

Ex: “If this asshole would quit playing touch p-p with that cashier I could get the fuck outa here.”
2nd ex: “While that woman was playing touch p-p with her airbags, I drove around her and dipped off the exit ramp.

p-p-dance

when you jump all around so that your balls and thunderstick move up and down."wear loose underware"

ryan and michael did the p-p-dance all around school yesterday.

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p for p

Pic for pic- when you are so desperate for nudes you will send them too, usually used by underage kids who are especially horny after watching their daily dose of porn.

Person 1: hey wanna p for p?
Person 2: sure!

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