Pavel

A Pavel is a verry boring human beeing. The most boring

Damn he is a Pavel

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Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

Pavel

An adjective used to describe a person, typically female, who is annoying, middle age, has a high-pitched voice.

"OMG that chick is such a pavel"

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Pavel Phoom

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

dirty pavel

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.

Dude, she said she prefered Android so I gave her a dirty pavel.

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pavel datsyuk

excellent hockey player for the detroit redwings. Hard shot and he dangles mother fuckers like no other. Known mostly for his triangle shaped head.

Kurt: Damn that pavel datsyuk has a triangle shaped head dude.
Joe: I know man but hes the shit.

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Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

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