Random
Source Code
Random
When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
30👍 42👎
when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
13👍 16👎
apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night
16👍 34👎
When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!
My dad just gave his shim a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
6👍 10👎
US delicacy believed to be the origin of the weight problem in American today.
Mom did you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go with my burger king fries for my mid afternoon snack.
14👍 41👎
A food that will definitely cause weight gain.
Derived from a comedy routine in Oklahoma City by a couple of DJ's poking fun at Elvis Presley.
After singing Blue Suede Shoes, Elvis left the building to get a peanut butter and nana sandwich.
5👍 12👎
When your girl is on her period and you fuck her in the vagina then put it in her butt and bust a nut. After which you proceed to squeeze her ass together while she pushes your come out her ass and lick it up. Hence the term peaNUT BUTTer and jelly sandwich.
I'm felling freaky babe, I wanna fuck your pussy and cum in your ass. But I'm on my period. Fuck it, lets make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
4👍 8👎