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A variation of the Pecan. Before penetrating the vagina with one testicle, the girl shits on the ballsack. Soon after, the male thrusts one shitty ball into his companions awaiting hole.
She just asked for a Pecan, but since she just had eaten at Krystal, and it soon evolved into a Pecan Sandie.
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When your testes are sweaty and your girlfriend (or any other girl for that matter) sucks on them while giving you head.
Ken: How was Tracy last night?
Lake: She went down on me then sucked on my sweat pecans. Best blow job I have ever had.
Ken: Nice!! I'm going to try to get my girl to do that tonight.
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A type of cookie that is favoured by Roger from TV series American Dad!
Roger: Pretty sure I asked for a pecan sandy...
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The exterior skin that encased and protects the male testes.
You see that naked dude in the park? He had a squirrel hanging from his pecan bag!
Pecan Swirl is when you lay straight dough in your pants. People from the back can see a swirl print on the back of your pants. This is most accompanied by a foul stench.
You to your mom: “do you smell that?”
Mom: “someone just laid a fat one.”
You: “are you talking about a pecan swirl?”
A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.
See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!
My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!
Two pecan sandy cookies with jam smeared between them. You can thank me later.
With the threat of nuclear warfare looming, the Korean conflict was finally resolved through the diplomatic use of a Pecan Jammy.