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A band orignated in Port Townsend, Washington. (All rights remain withen the band members).
Guy 1: "Dude did you see the new vid on youtube of Perfectly Flawed?"
Guy 2: " No, what is their username?"
Guy 1: "perfectlyflawedband."
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(perfectlyimperfect),, perfect< is the most beautiful woman -Imperfect< Uses her Beauty as a tool
Perfect< Bright blue eyes, and full lips a very intelligent mindset, Imperfect <_is the (Luscious Angel) with the blue eyes are Calculating and the lips FULL of poison, while the mind is Planning treachery,, Perfect< they may be a little on the full figured side and uses her( Pornstar )heart always willing for a partner or partners she chooses, Imperfect < she's never LOYAL to one,, perfectlyimperfect soul is off limits and dark with rows of Vaults with everything locked away, leaving you (scottified)
She's Great in the "sack" BUT sees been around the block more time backwards them you have forward she's (,Perfectly imperfect)
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What people say when they fuck a fat ass chick and are trying to cover up for it
No she wasent fat she was perfectly plump
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Someone who promised not to leave but then leaves anyway. And soon enough, he's got his arm 'round a brand new girl, and while you're picking up your heart he's been pickin' up her.
Hello Mr. Perfectly Fine, how's your heart after breaking mine?
The phrase that most YouTube users use in challenge videos, can be commonly found in YouTube shorts
Video: I bet you can't like this video with your nose!
Comment: It was eas- Perfectly done <3
Some comments:Why do people type these????
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Perfectly Normal Beast
A quadriped with rather odd migratory habits that grazes across the Lamuellan land, providing sustenance for its inhabitants and sandwich meat for the Sandwich Maker. A Perfectly Normal Beast is a bit like a cow, or rather a bull. Kind of like a buffalo in fact. Large, charging sort of animal. They come from a point slightly to the east of the Hondo Mountains, where they suddenly appear. Then they sweep in their thousands across the great Anhondo Plains, and, well, vanish really. There are about six days in which to catch as many of them as possible before they disappear. In the spring they do it again, only the other way around.
Small birds can be used to distract the perfectly normal beast.
There is nothing unusual about the perfectly normal beast; it is the ineffable will of Bob.
I think they call them perfectly normal beasts because otherwise they might think it's a bit odd.
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an act or action that stands in a state of unselfishness that is so pure it is entertaining and possibly odd.
When he saw that she was about to step over a puddle he instead took his pants off and placed them over the puddle. It was perfectly sincere popcorn.
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