Piano

Undoubtedly the best instrument ever created by mankind. The piano is not only able to play soft and loud, but it can also play multiple parts simultaneously, making a single pianist the equivalent to an entire orchestra. The piano marks the pinnacle of human music technology, which is ironic (but should not be surprising) because it was invented in the 18th century.

Should not be confused with a keyboard, a piano-imitating instrument which has poorer quality sounds and wastes electricity, an insult to the piano. Obviously for these reasons it is used in rock bands.

Sounds produced by any decent piano player can match the grandeur of an entire orchestra! Human technology has come far.

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Piano it

The process of not being able to figure out a solution to an electrical problem so said electrican just powers it down then powers it back up to just piano it

I couldn't figure out why the machine wasn't working so i just piano it and it started working again

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Piano

that instrument asian parents make their kids play

Tommy: Hey Hieu, you wanna come play basketball later.

Hieu: Oh i would love to but i have piano lessons

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To Piano

When your voice goes all glitchy and weird when talking on a voice chat.

To Piano:
*talking on zoom*
“Yee-eea-aaa-aaah-hhh”
“Dude you just pianoed really bad! That was hilarious.”

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Piano

A musical instrument that is operated by pressing black and white keys, thereby depressing the spirits of those listening .

When she played the piano and great sadness filled the room.

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Piano

A code name given to cover up the act of selling kilo's of cocaine.
A standard piano has 88 Keys. "Keys" are a common nickname for a Kilogram of coke.

Drake "Versace" - "This for my ni**as that call up fernando to move a piano"

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Piano

Italian term for the word ‘soft’.

Observe the piano mark on the piece for your recital.