healthy pipeline

A term used to describe excellent digestion and elimination when you don’t want to make it sound too personal or offensive.

Sounds like you’re the proud owner of a way healthy pipeline!

rusty pipeline

When two dicks wrap around each other like slugs do during oral sex. Looks like the inside of a pretzel, but made with quality white meat (dicks). Masturbation in this position can cause massive sensation for both parties. Feels great.

Noah: Mike did the rusty pipeline with me last night. I jizzed so much. Awwwwwwwwww...

Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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arabian pipeline

Take shit in condom, place in microwave for 1 minute minimum. then use as pleasure device.

Person 1: That arabian pipeline you gave me last night made me cum so hard!

Person 2: Yeah, I saved up my shit for a month so I used a magnum XL.

Person 1: Next time make it even hotter

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Pipeline Punch

When an experienced vagina exudes a discharge that has both fruity notes, a nutty and savory undertone, and a clear, crisp brilliance. Known by connoisseurs as a natural and all-organic energy drink. To achieve this level of flavor and impact on the palette, the fertile ground that originates the vintage must have been host to a wide range of varietals, from herbaceous to firm to earthy to foxy; in this way, the final, freshly uncorked beverage will have a particularly unique finesse for whomever consumes it.

Chris: "Oh God, last night, I got a taste of Pipeline Punch"
Adam: "WTF is that?"
Ryan: "It's like the flavor of a vintage energy drink and a dusty vag"
Adam: "How do either of you know this?"
Ryan: "My grandma used to make it"
Chris: "I tasted it based on Ryan's recommendations; quite flavorful, fruity, and with notes of a buttery finish"

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Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

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california pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, then drying it out in the hot-summer drought, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an california pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

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alaskin pipeline

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.

I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass

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