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A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.
The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.
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Marks that a teacher gives you when he or she doesn't have the heart to give you the zero you actually deserve.
Zack: Professor Marshmallow gave me 2 out of 10 on my project. I guess it could have been worse.
Peter: Come on. Those were pity marks.
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A neurotic individual who repeatedly solicits sympathy for recurring problems, but which are of an entirely trivial nature. By constantly seeking pity, the person rationalizes his or her asinine behavior and thus avoids dealing with the underlying issue of concern.
Dave keeps complaining how hurt he is because people make fun of his comb-over. He's such a pity whore!
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The act of 'liking' a not very popular persons facebook status, to make them seem more popular .
This is usually done by geeks or just plain socially awkward people .
FACEBOOK
Popular Person's status
3 people like this
Geek's status
*no likes*
10 mins later
Popular Person's Status
6 people like this
4 comments
Geeks Status
*no likes, no comments*
20 minutes later
Popular Person's status
Over 9000 people like this
Over 9000 comments
Geeks status
*no likes or comments*
facebooker - ahh screw it, i'll pity like it .
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Commonly used at school dances.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.
Bob: Amber looked like a brown bag special last night.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.
A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.
Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza
Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"
Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
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