Piggy Plane

If you actually looked this up because Kryoz, Smii7y, Eli, Mini, and Anthony were playing Cards Against Humanity and we’re talking about it then props to you. xD

The least inappropriate card I have is a Piggy Plane!

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Rescue Plane

During an Eiffel Tower, when a girl's pussy gets so tight that a dick gets stuck in either the pussy or anus, and another dick (rescue plane), comes in from whatever hole is open to shock the girl and open up the other hole

Always be careful when you're Eiffel towering, I went first, got stuck, and needed the rescue plane to get it out

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Nigger Plane

The bus

I couldn't get a flight to L.A., so i gotta take a god damn nigger plane

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plane note

1.
a note in which a person gives their friend when they are going on a trip, traveling by plane. Like a letter.

2. A letter given to a friend that they are supposed to read when they are on the plane.

1. "hey Hannah, here's a letter i wrote for you to read on the airplane. I hope you wrote me a plane note too

2. "Dear Laura, i hope you have an amazing trip in Florida. I hope your spring break is amazing! Give your grandma a hug for me! See ya in a week. Call me as soon as you're back, Love Lilly"

Plane Juice

A colloquial way to refer to ginger ale.

Referred to as such due to the fact that it's a readily available drink option to have while riding a plane, whereas other soft drinks are offered more often under other circumstances, such as at restaurants and supermarkets.

When one wants a soft drink, the first drinks that come to mind are, more often than not, everything else but ginger ale. However, since it's offered at plane rides, ginger ale sometimes associated with them, hence "plane juice".

Flight attendant:
"What would you like to drink? We have coke, club soda and ginger ale."
Passenger:
"YUSSSSS!!! Lemme have some plane juice! Ginger ale!"

Death Plane

Your death plane consists of the people you want to die.

My boss just made it on my death plane.

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Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!