Plap

To have sex with; to fuck.

Me: Bro, are you about to go plap your girl?
Bro: Yeah we plap every night.

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plap

n. cum

v. to ejaculate

"yeah, so this one time i plapped in my own eye"

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Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.

'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'

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Plap

A light tap, can be compared to a hit. It’s a whole handed tap, not hard or did but meant to bring attention.

The cat plapped the other cat

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Plap

The sound feces makes as it strikes the plastic floor of a previously unused port-a-potty.

Dude, I heard your plap from out here!

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plap

a vicious hand movement where the victim gets punch slapped. Can be violent, but not recommended without health insurance or to be practiced by the elderly.

Yeah, man if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna plap ya one.

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Plap

Breast
The sound generated from a pair of breasts colliding - "Plap!"

Dude, check-out the plaps on this chick!

As she jogged through the park carelessly and without support, the plap-plapping of her sof breasts excited her in a way she never felt before...

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