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A word you place infront of another word to make it more awesome.
jim: my leg polyhurts
ben: thats because your polymother... polyhaha
Jim: hey :(
ben: polyrofl
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The necessity and compulsion to share every single fucking thought or emotion with polyamorous partners, for the purpose of avoiding the minor miscommunications or misunderstandings that may not complicate a monogamous relationship, but which may snowball when there are three or more people involved.
Will cause poly relationships to develop at a ridiculous pace, as nothing is ever kept to one's self. Will also seem really, really crazy sometimes.
Omg I'm sorry I was a little distant just now; I was worried I might feel a little neglected eventually, even though I'm not feeling that way at all right now. I was just imagining how it might feel some day. Also, I kind of resent you for that eventuality.
Fuck, that was quite the poly overshare, huh.
A girl who’s a most probably a lesbian and claims as being a polly even tho there just being a cunt dating and going around trying to get girls
Defined:A poly is someone who dates more than one person and not claim as cheating
Exsample: bro I’m not cheating on her I’m a poly
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A name for an cheap, old van usually about 20 years old, with around 7-8 seats. Gets its name from being the most common vehicle of choice for Polynesian families with at least 5 kids.
Person 1: "Have you seen Sam's new car?
Person 2: "Yeah, he got a poly trolley"
A place where people were trained to be extra ordinary and be a professional in every aspect
A guy who claims to be poly and uses the psychological complexities of alternative lifestyles to justify his fuckboy behavior (both to himself and to others). Claims that sex is how he connects with people before he's able to connect emotionally, because it's just "how he is," when really he's not interested in people beyond sex. Will adopt the terminology and concepts of alternative lifestyles in order to present himself as open-minded, but if his behavior is called into question, he will manipulate his date/partner into feeling guilty for questioning him, claiming that she needs to take responsibility for her feelings (or other dismissive invalidations). Other symptoms: attempts to control the methods and/or frequency of contact (including warnings early in the relationship that he is very busy); has a high number of partners yet claims to have close emotional connections with all of them (despite his occasionally forgetting about you); makes frequent assumptions, false accusations, and judgements about a woman's behavior (often as a distraction from his own); consistently gives himself an 'out' for hangouts (yet somehow the conflict magically disappears if he thinks he may get laid); expresses interest in / extreme comfort with a platonic relationship but then fails to demonstrate interest beyond sex/poly-related topics; gaslighting; mansplaining; arrogance; may also include signs and symptoms of a narcissist or sociopath.
Allison: Me and Kevin are in an open relationship, so I'm looking for friends with benefits. Should I go out with James?
Brenda: I'd say yes if you just wanted to get laid and talk about nothing but sex, but he's a classic poly fuckboy, so not really friend material.
Noun: synthetic blood sucker; once upon a time they were statesmen.
Adjective: activity of a synthetic blood sucker
Noun: Originally they were called statesman; today they are mistakenly called politicians; they have synthetically morphed into what one would rightly call a poly-tick.
Adjective: Governmental employees who synthetically take on the appearance of swine, engaging in poly-ticks so they can successfully suck the life out of everyday Americans by gorging themselves at the HOG trough.
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