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The relaxed and tired feeling after eating a very large Portuguese meal
Man, I can't stay up, I got mad portugitis ..
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crap country and the worst country, nothing in potrugal is good
someone: omg i love portugal
me: no u dont cuz portugal is the worst country ever
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European country that seems to send half-it's population to small towns every year.
Primary exports: Men (often more cocky than they deserve to be); Women (Hot until they turn thirty, then they shink and undergo some mutating process); Chourico (tasty!).
My town is like Little Portugal.
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A banana-republic kind of place.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Guy 1: What? 10 new football statiums but no civilized-world health care services??
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
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a portugese person who lives in Newark, NJ... a.k.a. Phil Valente
Hey John, look it's the portugally Phil.
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A beach close to Spain. Mostly populated by a race of small people with very short legs which don't support them very well.
When they try to play games, such as football, they fall over a lot.
They cry when they get up off the floor and realise they haven't got a penalty, the ref didn't help them this time and they've lost again.
Portugal cheated against England and Holland and lost twice to Greece. They have never won a major tournament and are never likely to.
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A small country on the western most part of Europe. The portuguese men suffer from small-country-syndrome A.K.A. small-pecker-syndrome. All they know how to talk about is soccer although they play with no shoes.
Portugal suffers from small-country-syndrome.
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