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The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's
My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
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the act of masturbating to put off an important activity
tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating
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Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
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The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.
All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.
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Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing
I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers
instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate
instead of doing my homework i just procrasterbated
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Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.
Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...
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