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To combine the acts of procrastinating and masterbating.
I was going to vote, instead i procrasterbates.
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The male art of masturbating when he should be doing work or something a female would do.
Man last night i was procrasterbating and now im all fucked up cus i didnt do my project.
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Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating
dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating
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The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.
All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.
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To hold something or things off by masturbating
Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?
John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.
Tim: You little fucker.
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1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.
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instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate
instead of doing my homework i just procrasterbated
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