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A disease that most teenagers go through.
Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.
There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
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Puberty occurs in children and teenagers some time in age range of 10-18. Every child will go through puberty at some stage, whether that be earlier or later than their friends and classmates.
Girls: Puberty for girls usually occurs between the age's of 8-16. Sometimes girl's can start earlier or later. Many girls start at 10 years old. They start earlier than boy's and finish earlier too. They usually begin with breast development and growth that also brings acne due to the oil increase in the skin following pubic hair and underarm hair witch results in their first period. Normally they are 11-13 when they get their period. When they get their period they will continue to grow in different parts of their body, and can become 6cm's taller overall. They will also mature emotionally and become more mature. They usually develop love interests around 11 years old, although some girls may not develop sexual feelings until they are older. When they finish puberty they are a full woman. This usually takes until they are about 14 or over, depending how early or late they started.
Boys: Boys start puberty later than girls, around 12 years of age. When they start puberty they will have acne, like girls, and be more sweaty. Their genitals will grow longer and pubic hair will develop. Boys will build more interest in girls and may even feel more sexual feelings at the age of 16. They will become tall and their voices will get even more deeper. Facial hair may develop later.
Gabby:''I hate puberty!!''
Karen: ''I know, i just started my period. It doesn't half hurt''
Jake: ''James just admitted he loves karen!''
Friend: ''You see... -.-''
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The time in a boy's life when he learns how babies are bor with sexual intercorse. The boy's dick, penis, johnny, willie, or whaterver you want to call it get long and hard. The is called an erection. Other changes are those such as pubic hair, sperm production, arm pit hair, attraction to boys and girls, and possibly a change of underwear from briefs to boxer-briefs or even the awful boxers. Boys may also begin masturbation.
Son, it's time for THE TALK. You are about to start puberty. When you really like a girl or boy, go up and say you want to have sex. You then both slowly strip. Once you're in your underwear, let you girl or guy get a good look, then shove those things down fast. Stick your stick in her vagina or his ass. Move it.
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Leaving your friends behind...
Friend #1- Where's Carl?
Friend #2- He hit puberty
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The transition in life when you stop playing call of duty 24/7 and decide to play decent games that actually vary and add new features with sequels. A phenominon that occurs during puberty is that most realise that their pre-pubesent rage voice did in fact ruin the enjoyment if others. A few people fail to realise this and decide to continue raging and threatening the children that populate the servers of COD. Guy 1: wanna go play some COD. Guy 2:Bitch please i've gone through puberty so im gonna play skyrim or mass effect.
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Puberty (Pub-er-ty) Is a strange and rare disease that causes pimples, mood swings, armpit/pubic/facial hair (for males), voice change, growth. For females, you may experience: Weird big lumps on your chest and blood coming out of your vagina every month. For males, you may experience: Facial hair, a deeper voice, and uhh- weird stuff with your dick. Females usually catch the puberty disease younger than males. (This is a joke btw)
-Oh no
-What?
-I caught the puberty disease!
-Oh no, me too!
-I hate these pimples - and this hair…
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