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jeff queso

mexican jeff bezos

person 1: have you ever heard of the jeff queso the richest bowl of mexican queso YA EVER SEEN?
person 2: no and get out of my house i divorced you 12 years ago

by DR4CU1A November 6, 2021


Queso Butt

A gay Mexican with a loose butt hole

Oscar’s queso butt could be heard for miles as it whistled through the wind on a nice fall morning

by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019


queso huevos

chesse balls or what it really means is cheese eggs

Dude i want some queso huevos right about now.

by rickyrossy March 4, 2008

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

by atleastjake October 24, 2015

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


zesty queso

when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up a bit. while theyre caught off guard turn around and immediately fart in their face.

so i was fucking this chick right, she told me she wanted a facial. so i said sure would you like it spiced up a bit? she said yes so i proceeded to give her a full serving of zesty queso.

by rgrdean July 19, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


con queso

spanish for WITH CHEEEEEESE

Can I have the taco con queso?

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

25πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


queso fromunda

Quite literally cheese from under....Typically found on males... in the often difficult to clean area known as the taint. A build up that consists of a combination of dry dead skin, sweat, and possibly some dingle berries.

J: Hey Bobby you want come queso fromunda on that?
B: I dunno.....
J: Ahhhhh come on man....it will make that really tasty...
B: Ok....sure...

by No particular name August 14, 2006

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž